Charlie Polska was famous around the Midwest for winning tailgate contests and picking up women at the bars. In 2002, he drank an entire can of Blatz through his nose. Polska is an expert fisherman (lake, river, and ice varieties). He also performed all the bass and guitar riffs on Shad-Rapp's songs.
Earl Crap is the ladies' man of Shad-Rapp, and you can see why. His fish allergies keep him off the lakes, but he enjoys squirrel hunting and meeting women at county fairs. He comes from the little town of Pound.